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Vital | Average Guy Movie Review

Two people on opposites sides of the world are faced with the toughest of choices. In Iran, a mother considers selling her organs to afford life-saving treatment for her daughter, while in the US, a doctor faces an ethical dilemma of his own as he desperately searches for a way to save his child. When I first saw this incredible short film I did not know that a) it is legal to buy and sell human organs in Iran, and b) that it is the only country on Earth to allow such practice. But this controversial subject - to say the least - is not necessarily the thing that makes Vital  so important and hard-hitting. It's the people caught up in a rather distressing situation, and the connections they share. They remind us of everything that we, as a race of beings, have in common. Everything that is built into our DNA. Things that are universal. That cross oceans and borders. That transcend race, religion, and regime. It is all there to see in one 14 minute film. And at a time when internatio...
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The Deputy | Average Guy Movie Review

A Sheriff's Deputy in a small rural town is tasked with guarding a crime scene, and the dead body lying in the middle of it. But when the Deputy somehow manages to lose said body, he inadvertently uncovers a criminal conspiracy as he attempts to get it back. Much like it's central character, The Deputy  - which is based on the book by Victor Gischler - can be a bit slow and meandering, as we follow Deputy Toby (Duke Nicholson) on his roundabout journey to find the body that has inexplicably wandered off from the crime scene he was charged with guarding. Yet it also makes for somewhat compelling viewing as our plodding hero eventually discovers there is something ugly going on in this little town. Slowly, that odd pace begins to make sense. Afterall, this is Toby's journey, and all throughout we are with him as he goes about - in his own unique way - trying to figure out what is going on. Nicholson is the perfect embodiment of 'failure to launch' as he emerges from t...
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In the Grey | Average Guy Movie Review

A lawyer specialising in debt recovery utilises a combination of legal and illegal methods to force particularly tough or slippery debtors to pay up. But her latest case has a personal element to it, as the debtor in question, who owes $1 billion, had her friend and mentor killed. Guy Ritchie reunites with a selection of stars he has recently worked with in what turns out to be an annoyingly middling thriller. It's all very slick and stylish, but far from Ritchie's best work. The first half of In the Grey  is more than a little exposition heavy, as it mostly sets up the wheres, whys, how and who of it all. I know the director of Snatch  and Lock Stock  enjoys a little voiceover in his movies, as the shots jump back and forth between someone in the know and the events they are describing, but this feels like some serious overindulgence. While the second is decidedly more action heavy - albeit with some fairly mediocre action. Aside from a tense shootout in a cafe, it's a l...
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Mayday | Average Guy Movie Review

When navy pilot Troy Kelly (Ryan Reynolds) is shot down during a reconnaissance mission in Soviet airspace, he is forced to find his own way out of enemy territory. Luckily for Troy, he finds, or is at least found by the rather capable Nicky (Kenneth Branagh), who not only wants to help, he's a fan. If buddy comedies live and die by their central pairings - which, obviously they do - then Mayday  is one that lives. Much like the characters they play, the teaming of Reynolds with Branagh is an unlikely one. Or at least unexpected. But that's probably why it works so well. While Reynolds plays it fairly safe with a toned down take on his usual fast-talking smart mouth (very much a winning formula), Branagh returns to the accent he used in  Tenet  and Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit . The thing is; that accent is the only thing Nick has in common with those other less sympathetic characters. In fact, in many ways, the friendly woodsman who finds the downed pilot is arguably the mo...
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LEGO Star Wars: The Mandalorian | Average Guy Movie Review

A brick-built recap of Din Djarin’s adventures with his little green friend, in a galaxy far, far away. So, The Mandalorian & Grogu has landed on Disney+ , and you might be thinking I need to revisit the show before checking it out. But that could take a while. Maybe you don’t have that kind of time. Well, a Danish construction toy company has got you covered. That’s right. Lego ’s latest colab with Lucasfilm – which landed on Disney+ along side the dynamic duo’s first feature length outing – is a handy little summary of the intergalactic bounty hunting team’s escapades. Previously on The Mandalorian (and The Book of Boba Fett ), if you will. Obviously, it does come with Lego ’s signature brand of wackiness – which is far from a bad thing – and a more family friendly spin. Certainly, for Mando, anyway. But Lego and Star Wars have always been a winning combination, and LEGO Star Wars: The Mandalorian is no different. It is both a fun recap and a crazy adventure all its own. Of c...
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Lanterns | Moustache TV Reaction

So, Lanterns . I figured now would be a good time to weigh in... The Green Lanterns represent something of a hole in my knowledge of comicbook lore. Obviously, I have seen Guy Gardner (Nathan Fillion) and his ridiculous haircut in 2025's Superman . Maybe not the Green Lantern Corps' best ambassador, but I guess we have to bow to the Guardians' infinite wisdom on that one. Or do we? Anyway, over the years I have read one issue of the comic - I'm fairly sure it began with Hal conjuring a giant hand in some attempt at painting - and I've also seen the infamous Ryan Reynolds movie. But that's about it. Although I should point out that I enjoyed seeing Deadpool shower the script for that movie with Ryan Reynolds a lot more than the movie itself. Which brings us to this new show, in which a delightfully jaded Hal Jordan (played perfectly by Kyle Chandler) and his trainee partner, John Stewart (Aaron Pierre) investigate some strange goings on in a remote Nebraskan town...
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FOXBODY | Average Guy Movie Review

The story of two people's attempts to navigate a turbulent relationship, parenthood, and a life of crime. Cameron Monaghan's directorial debut - which you can watch below - proves to be a tense and dynamic affair as two lovers find themselves tangled up in a robbery gone wrong. Flashing between key moments in Bonnie (Kelli Berglund) & Clyde (Monaghan)'s relationship and the present day, Foxbody  opens on a moustachioed and bleeding Clyde as he heads to his family's desert home in their foxbody Mustang. Where, quite understandably, his wife is none too happy to see him. There are some familiar story beats to this little crime story, but that doesn't stop Monaghan - who also wrote and produced the film - from doing his own thing with them. In many ways the film resembles classic crime dramas of the 1970's and 80's, while the desert setting gives it a western vibe. And yet, Foxbody  still has a few surprises in store for us. Namely, a vibrant dance number t...
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