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Godzilla vs Kong | Average Guy Movie Review

When Kong is removed from Skull Island as part of a major expedition, Godzilla quickly steps in to assert his position as King of the Monsters. What follows is a heavy-weight bout of epic proportions, one that reveals an ancient rivalry between the two species. But with the Apex Cybernetics corporation picking up the tab, is there more to this expedition than meets the eye? It's movies like this that should really be seen on the big screen! Between the breath-taking visuals and epic kaiju fights - all of which is set perfectly to Junkie XL's fantastic score - Adam Wingard's foray into the MonsterVerse certainly lives up to its title. Seeing these two giants - as well as a certain third player - knock seven bells out of each other is... well, monstrous fun. And because the visuals are so crisp, you can appreciate every punch, every radioactive breath and every smashed building. In that respect Godzilla vs Kong is exactly what fans want; a humongous clash of the titans, from
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Moustache Lockdown Streaming Survival Guide Part 21 | Zack Snyder's Justice League

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Moustache Lockdown Streaming Survival Guide Part 20 | Cherry

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Moustache Lockdown Streaming Survival Guide Part 19 | Coming 2 America

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Moustache Lockdown Streaming Survival Guide Part 18 | The Beech Boys Season 2

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Mortal Kombat | Moustache Trailer Reaction

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